Larry and Jedi Master OJ fell asleep aboard the flying contraption, only to wake up in a strange, exciting land. After negotiating with the locals, they managed to obtain a rickety cart, pulled by a decrepit donkey.
After a long ride with the assistance of C3PO and R2D2, they made it to a provincial inn. Then they passed out again.
In the morning, Larry and Jedi Master OJ determined the only proper way to adventure was to be on a noteworthy quest. Thus, they set about to find a quest, first stopping at the local seminary.
Sidenote by Larry's sidekick and Cristi, OJ's valiant (yet unappreciated) servant:
It was actually a red, manual sports car. Larry tried to kill everyone by driving at Mach 3 through winding alleyways, with negligble clearance. OJ was directing using R2D2. We just ended up going in circles. FINALLY, we made it to Toledo, Spain. After much "discussion", the group stayed at the hotel Beatriz. It not only had all the immenities, but breakfast, a huge day spa and swimming pool, AND AIR CONDITIONING! Remind us never to work for dramatic masters again. The pay SO is not worth it. We've attached pictures as proof. Luckily, the "wise" Masters can't use computers, or we'd be up a creek.
After resting and breakfasting in the hotel, the misfits left to tour Toledo.
What Larry's sidekick's didn't mention was that she left the caretaker of JElsie D. Cow behind on Mainland with good pleasant weather slowly withering away.
ReplyDeleteJElsie says, "Moo, Miss JoNanna misses you" and waved a hoof in the general direction of OJ's valiant servant.